Last week, I was reading a book catalog as part of the constant effort to improve the collection and to keep up with the mail. Some of the titles were so amusing I decided to have a little fun. The bits in italics are book titles – yes, real book titles. The rest are my musings. Enjoy!
The girl who kicked the hornet’s nest – got stung?
Hell bent – and froze over too. (But it didn’t break.)
Finger lickin’ fifteen – so good it requires three hands!
Plum spooky – pears, apples, cinnamon. Chutney, anyone?
My husband’s sweethearts – um, that would be me, me , and oh yes, me!
The complete idiot’s guide to the constitution – 535 copies to Capitol Hill, please!
Cast Iron cookbook – for cast iron stomachs – the hardest, toughest recipes ever put between two slabs of cardboard or Texas toast.
The only grant-writing book – well, if it will do the job, you only need one. Does it type or use voice-activated software?
20/20 thinking – a book about hindsight?
You’ve been warned – enough said!